Schrödinger's webpage

At some point, this webpage was locked in the server directories with a flask of poison and a radioactive source. Prior to your discovery, this webpage was simultaneously active and inactive, but you have attempted to access the webpage and its superposition within this system has collapsed.

In another world inconsistent with this one, the webpage may still exist and you may be enjoying a lovely, carefully-written homepage with an image of me smiling politely.

Sorry I lead you astray.

Thomas Heinen